The Syllable Game: Building NHL History's Greatest Roster

In the dog days of summer, when real news dries up and front offices are quiet, the internet's best hockey minds turn to the absurd - like debating which syllable combinations create the most dominant roster in NHL history. It's the kind of wonderfully pointless exercise that only emerges when we're weeks away from training camp and desperate for content. But buried in the fun is a legitimate question about what makes a great team, even if the methodology is completely ridiculous.